I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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