that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
