I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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