We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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