even my farts smell like vagina
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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