id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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