My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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