And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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