I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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