Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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