beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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