So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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