I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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