I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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