Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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