Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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