ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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