butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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