Buhtt sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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