Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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