Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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