There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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