White coat. Heels.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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