doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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