Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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