He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I intend to get homeless drunk
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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