I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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