I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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