i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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