didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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