: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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