I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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