do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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