I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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