Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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