My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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