so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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