need another drink. this is the easiest way
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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