i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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