the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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