You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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