Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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