I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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