Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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