So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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