He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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