What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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