You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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