but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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