If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
